The Parasaurolophus is so freaking boring and dad kept trying to tell us stuff about it, like anyone even cares. Like apparently that dumb thing on top of its head made some kind of trumpeting sound. Then our sister Megan said "I bet it could play trumpet better than you." Which like is stupid because we don't even care about playing trumpet. Mom made us join band so it's not like we actually try to be good at trumpet. Megan thinks she so cool just because she's the drum major at the high school, but she's actually just a band geek. Sorry, we're not a big band geek. Band is boring and so are Parasaurolophus.

Velociraptor

Okay so like we thought the Velociraptor would be really cool because like in that Jurassic World movie they were actually the only part of the movie that weren't dumb. Like we weren't scared or anything because we're not babies, but they were kinda cool we guess. The ones at the museum were really lame, they were like a little bigger than turkey's and were covered in feathers like a normal boring bird I see all the time. That's why history sucks, they took the only actual cool dinosaur and made it lame.

Iguanodon

We literally  don't even know what an Iguandon is but Dillion texted us while we were in the Iguanodon exhibit. Dillion said Lindsey Evans was asking about us and she's like the fourth hottest girl we know. She wanted to know if we were going to the pool party. Dillion also told us that Morgan told him that she heard from Matt, who heard from Kenny that Rachel told him she thinks Lindsey thinks we're cute. We were trying to text Dillion back, but my mom yelled at us for being on my phone so instead of finding out if we should ask Lindsey to the winter dance, we learned about how  Gideon Mantell or whoever found some bones in a coal mine. Thanks mom.

Pterodactyl

So Pterodactyl's aren't awful. If we had to pick a dinosaur that isn't completely lame it'd be a Pterodactyl, but like the stupid tour guide kept telling us they aren't dinosaurs. She said they were Pterosaurs, or something? It was soooooo annoying. I know what a friggen dinosaur is, lady. Leave me alone.

Compsognathus

The Compsognathus is for real super stupid. It's just like a little bigger than a lizard. Dillion has a pet lizard at his house, and his is actually alive. Normally we would die of boredom learning about this thing, but our little brother got too close to the display and the alarm went off. Security even had to come in, then our brother started crying and it was really funny watching our parents freak out and get all embarrassed. They've been so embarrassing to us since we were like 4 so serves them right.

Tyrannosaurus Freaking Rex!!!!

OH MY GOD! The last exhibit was the T-Rex! It was so awesome! Tyrannosaurus Rex means tyrant lizard king, that name is so freaking cool. The T. Rex was like one of the biggest things that ever walked the earth. Their teeth could rip through every other dinosaur because they were the size of bananas! Then in the gift shop mom bought me a model of the T-Rex skeleton and it's so sweet, dad said we could build it this weekend. Mom and Dad even dropped us off at Dillion's on the way home!

We guess family day ended up okay. We were thinking maybe thank mom and dad by getting them a brand new pair of wet socks. Socks are lame anyways, but maybe guess wet ones wouldn't be awful.